Dartarmaritis...

How's your arrers going?

dartarmartis is best treated by

1. Kick the cat
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2. Kick two cats
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3. Tell MH to fix his avatar.
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40%
 
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Dartarmaritis...

Post by doG » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:34 am

I have been diagnosed by my doctor as having acute dartarmartis. I saud wot ? He said dartarmartis !
Well fuck me, I though it might be due to throwing darts, as my left arm is good and I ulternate hands mastibating ensuing both get an even shear of the action. So, arseholes now dealtwith.
My arm is still sore, sure I have a computer related job, and hit the keyboard 70% of the day !...and I work like Hell heated up.

Any you guy's have knowledge/experience with a sore arm/shoulder ????
I am 50 years old after all, perhaps just old age...but as I can turn your face into a sponge supported by broken bones right now, I doubt my fitness has little to do with it .
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Re: Dartarmaritis...

Post by Justin Credible » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:16 am

go fuck yerself
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Post by The Cat » Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:27 pm

Fucking idiot
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Apr 14, 2014 3:13 pm

Cunt.
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Re: Dartarmaritis...

Post by micko » Mon Apr 14, 2014 5:13 pm

This went well. :lol:
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'

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Post by andy a » Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:58 pm

micko wrote:This went well. :lol:
To be honest the responses were far more sympathetic than I'd expected.

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Post by micko » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:11 pm

andy a wrote:
micko wrote:This went well. :lol:
To be honest the responses were far more sympathetic than I'd expected.
Tut, tut, tut, the lads seem to be losing their touch.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'

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Re: Dartarmaritis...

Post by Justin Credible » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:15 pm

we are mellowing as we get older cunt
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Post by micko » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:18 pm

Justin Credible wrote:we are mellowing as we get older cunt
I thought ye might have found god or something.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'

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Post by Justin Credible » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:19 pm

micko wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:we are mellowing as we get older cunt
I thought ye might have found god or something.

I am God
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Re: Dartarmaritis...

Post by micko » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:24 pm

Justin Credible wrote:
micko wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:we are mellowing as we get older cunt
I thought ye might have found god or something.

I am God
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One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'

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Re: Dartarmaritis...

Post by doG » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:44 pm

Justin Credible wrote:go fuck yerself
I think I already covered that subject stupid.

P.S. Your Ignore Button is not working.
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Re: Dartarmaritis...

Post by doG » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:45 pm

Ginge wrote:Cunt.
I tried cunt, it didn't fix my arm.
Any other suggestions ?
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Re: Dartarmaritis...

Post by doG » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:46 pm

I've been told to soak for my arm for 30 minutes in warm Coca-Cola.
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Re: Dartarmaritis...

Post by andy a » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:49 pm

doG wrote:I've been told to boil my head for 30 minutes in Coca-Cola.
Well don't let us stop you if it will aid your recovery.

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Re: Dartarmaritis...

Post by doG » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:59 pm

The warm Coca-cola did not work, arm is still sore. However I believe a vital ingredient was missing from the advice given. It's been suggested on another forum that 6 x paracetamol and codeine phosphate pills should be crushed and dissolved in the Coca-Cola before applying to the effected area.

I'm undertaking trials presently.
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Re: Dartarmaritis...

Post by doG » Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:53 pm

I'm not sure this is working, however my right arm is looking a lot healther shade of brown, like I've been driving all day with my arm out the window !
I'll drive in reverse tomorrow.
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Re: Dartarmaritis...

Post by doG » Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:43 pm

Well you'll be please to know I've cured the Dartarmartitis.
I've been taking Lesters Oil tablets. These contain Omega-3 and vitamin D.
Has taken about 6 weeks, but the pain in my shoulder has now gone. As these tablets are good for general health I will continue taking them, as will likely also prevent any future joint pain reoccurring.
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Re: Dartarmaritis...

Post by ChrisW » Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:59 am

Shit thread!

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Post by D & B » Sun Aug 31, 2014 11:02 am

polarbear70 wrote:Shit thread!
Yes, but how many views has it received?

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