ADC Darts (formerly MAD)

[Jimmi]

[daveboygreen]

Yeah I agree...

Watching Odd Job Rob's games is tedious and boring....A bit like watching fucking paint dry.

[daveboygreen]

Single One right back into action again tomorrow night....

https://www.dartsatlas.com/tournaments/ ... Jb/entries

If his decline in standard carries on from tonight we may well see his averages drop into the 40's

[daveboygreen]

And also goes again on Tuesday night.....

https://www.dartsatlas.com/tournaments/ ... lY/entries

Fuckers arm will be hanging off by then I imagine.

[Suspect Device]

I don't know which post to laugh at the most so I'll just post here. FTR... I never refused to go to one of your "practice venues" as you put it. Dave is quiet like Phil Taylor in that he's elusive and no one knows what state his game is in right now. Taylor averaged in the low 80's which equates to 7 visits per leg. As everyone knows dave takes 5 visits or less in every leg yet no one but himself sees this.

FAO dbg, I've said this several times, I will play you, all you have to do is enter an ADC event and when we get drawn in the same group or knockout stage this will happen... Over to you, mate

[daveboygreen]

I don't know which post to laugh at the most so I'll just post here. FTR... I never refused to go to one of your "practice venues" as you put it. Dave is quiet like Phil Taylor in that he's elusive and no one knows what state his game is in right now. Taylor averaged in the low 80's which equates to 7 visits per leg. As everyone knows dave takes 5 visits or less in every leg yet no one but himself sees this.

FAO dbg, I've said this several times, I will play you, all you have to do is enter an ADC event and when we get drawn in the same group or knockout stage this will happen... Over to you, mate

That does leave it down to a lot of luck as you appear to struggle to get beyond the group stage.

Also you have a short memory...Have a read back to my previous responses to your posts and im sure you will find the post where I did say to you to come down to one of my practice venues.

[Suspect Device]

After winning his first match with an 80 average and not having much thrown at him, Ol Single One got turned over in his 2nd match with a 70 average, Will he manage to get out of his group tonight? Will he manage his first semi in years?

I take no notice of averages anymore and just play. As you brought it up I had a look:

In my opening match I won 2-0 with 81.24 in 20 and 17 darts against Duane, a county A player... he won the group. Meanwhile you were hitting your 3rd 9 darter of the night.

2nd match I lead 1-0 against young Jiwa with a 136 c/o in 18 darts, just as the venue was turning into an uncomfortable clammy hell pit. I left 56 after 18 darts and missed 2 at D20 to win the match. That was that. Heat is one thing but no air flow is another for anyone with respiratory problems. My drinking exploits tonight was one pint of Guinness.

Cheers dave with all your encouraging posts, mate, thanks for the support. It means a lot, mate. If only you were in my corner with an ice bucket and sponge, it might've made the difference. I know I can count on you next time, mate

We go again tomorrow
P.S. Time to tally up my seniors world championship profits.

[daveboygreen]

After winning his first match with an 80 average and not having much thrown at him, Ol Single One got turned over in his 2nd match with a 70 average, Will he manage to get out of his group tonight? Will he manage his first semi in years?

I take no notice of averages anymore and just play. As you brought it up I had a look:

In my opening match I won 2-0 with 81.24 in 20 and 17 darts against Duane, a county A player who could only muster an average in the 50's... he won the group. Meanwhile you were hitting your 3rd 9 darter of the night.

2nd match I lead 1-0 against young Jiwa with a 136 c/o in 18 darts, just as the venue was turning into an uncomfortable clammy hell pit. I left 56 after 18 darts and missed 2 at D20 to win the match. That was that. Heat is one thing but no air flow is another for anyone with respiratory problems. My drinking exploits tonight was one pint of Guinness.

Cheers dave with all your encouraging posts, mate, thanks for the support. It means a lot, mate. If only you were in my corner with an ice bucket and sponge, it might've made the difference. I know I can count on you next time, mate

We go again tomorrow
P.S. Time to tally up my seniors world championship profits.

Fixed for accuracy

[oche balboa]

The Vault winners

Wales (Blackwood) - Dewi Beynon (75.16)
Yorkshire & Humber (Bridlington) - Chris Snowden (71.10)
Midlands (Rugby) - Jack Wareing (72.97)
North East (Washington) - Paul Nesbitt (81.69)
Scotland (Montrose) - Scott Winder (74.13)
Wales (Bridgend) - Dewi Beynon (77.38)
Scotland (Bo'ness) - Andy Davidson (79.56)
East Of England (Bedford) - Michael Burgoine (83.42)
Midlands (Stafford) - Daniel Lee (83.14)

[oche balboa]

Midlands cut off

[daveboygreen]

With his belly filled with food and several pints of Guinness consumed over the last week to help with his nerves, There is a strange aroma in the Red Lion in Erdington as ol Single One warms up for tonight's action.

[daveboygreen]

Odd Job Rob with an easier task tonight than previous nights here....Only 4 players in the group with top 2 going through....

Lets see how he fucks this one up.

https://www.dartsatlas.com/tournaments/ ... Jb/group/1

[daveboygreen]

Odd Job Rob starts the evening with a 53 average and a 2-0 defeat....All to do now.

[Emulsfier]

Fuck off Dave.

[Randall]

Gets a 2-1 win
No chance against William naylor looking at the numbers

[daveboygreen]

Fuck off Dave.

No.

[daveboygreen]

Single One manages a 2-1 win in his 2nd match, Still throwing a lot of turds but improved his average to 61 in that game, Still don't fancy his chances of making it out of his group.

[daveboygreen]

And just like that...Odd Job Rob's night has come to an end with a 2-1 defeat despite a 75 average but threw turds at the start of the decider.

This has to be some sort of record surely?

40 mins from the start of a Round Robin comp and Odd Job Rob is out.

[daveboygreen]

With his belly filled with food and several pints of Guinness consumed over the last week to help with his nerves, There is a strange aroma in the Red Lion in Erdington as ol Single One warms up for tonight's action.

This is now confirmed....

Single One shat himself.

[oche balboa]

DBG is obsessed