Dartarmaritis...
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Dartarmaritis...
I have been diagnosed by my doctor as having acute dartarmartis. I saud wot ? He said dartarmartis !
Well fuck me, I though it might be due to throwing darts, as my left arm is good and I ulternate hands mastibating ensuing both get an even shear of the action. So, arseholes now dealtwith.
My arm is still sore, sure I have a computer related job, and hit the keyboard 70% of the day !...and I work like Hell heated up.
Any you guy's have knowledge/experience with a sore arm/shoulder ????
I am 50 years old after all, perhaps just old age...but as I can turn your face into a sponge supported by broken bones right now, I doubt my fitness has little to do with it .
Well fuck me, I though it might be due to throwing darts, as my left arm is good and I ulternate hands mastibating ensuing both get an even shear of the action. So, arseholes now dealtwith.
My arm is still sore, sure I have a computer related job, and hit the keyboard 70% of the day !...and I work like Hell heated up.
Any you guy's have knowledge/experience with a sore arm/shoulder ????
I am 50 years old after all, perhaps just old age...but as I can turn your face into a sponge supported by broken bones right now, I doubt my fitness has little to do with it .
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Fucking idiot
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I don't get why Oche gets so much stick. Most of the stuff he says is spot on.
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Cunt.
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x
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This went well. ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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To be honest the responses were far more sympathetic than I'd expected.micko wrote:This went well.
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Tut, tut, tut, the lads seem to be losing their touch.andy a wrote:To be honest the responses were far more sympathetic than I'd expected.micko wrote:This went well.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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I thought ye might have found god or something.Justin Credible wrote:we are mellowing as we get older cunt
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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micko wrote:I thought ye might have found god or something.Justin Credible wrote:we are mellowing as we get older cunt
I am God
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Justin Credible wrote:micko wrote:I thought ye might have found god or something.Justin Credible wrote:we are mellowing as we get older cunt
I am God
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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I think I already covered that subject stupid.Justin Credible wrote:go fuck yerself
P.S. Your Ignore Button is not working.
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I tried cunt, it didn't fix my arm.Ginge wrote:Cunt.
Any other suggestions ?
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I've been told to soak for my arm for 30 minutes in warm Coca-Cola.
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Well don't let us stop you if it will aid your recovery.doG wrote:I've been told to boil my head for 30 minutes in Coca-Cola.
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The warm Coca-cola did not work, arm is still sore. However I believe a vital ingredient was missing from the advice given. It's been suggested on another forum that 6 x paracetamol and codeine phosphate pills should be crushed and dissolved in the Coca-Cola before applying to the effected area.
I'm undertaking trials presently.
I'm undertaking trials presently.
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I'm not sure this is working, however my right arm is looking a lot healther shade of brown, like I've been driving all day with my arm out the window !
I'll drive in reverse tomorrow.
I'll drive in reverse tomorrow.
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Well you'll be please to know I've cured the Dartarmartitis.
I've been taking Lesters Oil tablets. These contain Omega-3 and vitamin D.
Has taken about 6 weeks, but the pain in my shoulder has now gone. As these tablets are good for general health I will continue taking them, as will likely also prevent any future joint pain reoccurring.
I've been taking Lesters Oil tablets. These contain Omega-3 and vitamin D.
Has taken about 6 weeks, but the pain in my shoulder has now gone. As these tablets are good for general health I will continue taking them, as will likely also prevent any future joint pain reoccurring.
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Shit thread!
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Yes, but how many views has it received?polarbear70 wrote:Shit thread!
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