Death Pool 2024
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:11 pm
As the population of old folk cling on and Rogg clings to the lead in 2023, time to get the 2024 edition moving.
I'm suggesting 10 picks again, but this time:
- No-one who is 100 already
- Maximum of 2 picks currently aged 90 - 99
- Jimmy Carter can't be chosen as he's already in hospice care.
1 point for 90+
2 points for anyone else
Tiebreaker will be whoever chose the youngest person. If 2 people chose the same it's whoever got their picks in first.
Good luck. Picks in before Jan 7.
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POTTER'S LAKE
John Cooper Clarke
Owen Jones
Cliff Lazarenko
President Lula of Brazil
Carles Puyol
John Savident
Doc Severinsen
Dennis Skinner
John Virgo
George Wendt
SAFC
Eileen Derbyshire
Paul Gascoigne
Berry Gordy
Chris Rea
Bobbie Vinton
Jim Dale
Manfred Mann
Brian Wilson
Michael Howard
Chris Evert
CAPTAIN HOBO
Donald Trump
Mitch McConnell
Alexei Navalny
Bill Lawry
OJ Simpson
Britney Spears
Amanda Bynes
Mel Brooks
David Attenborough
Rudy Giuliani
ZOMBI
Billy Connolly
Kelly Clarkson
Peter Tatchell
Stephanie Yeboah
Shannen Doherty
Rudy Giuliani
Gene Hackman
David Attenborough
Phil Taylor
Peter 'Mr Nicola Sturgeon' Murrell
RANDALL
Clint Eastwood
Tony Blair
Barney
Rod studd
Lulu
Christian erikkson
Cher
Julie Goodyear
Paul Gascoigne
Philip schofield
THEMALTESEDART
Simon Cowell
Rupert Murdoch
Demi Lovato
Ozzy Osborne
Joe Pesci
Van Morisson
Yoko Ono
Ronnie Wood
Linda Nolan
Alex Ferguson
JIMMI
William Roche
Dame Judi Dench
Donald Sutherland
Bruce Willis
Joe Biden
Sir Geoff Hurst
Tippi Hedren
Ghislaine Maxwell
George Lazenby
Elliot Gould
OCHE BALBOA
Dick Van Dyke
John Major
Ozzy Osborne
Joe Biden
George Soros
Woody Allen
Rosie Jones
Jane Fonda
Dustin Hoffman
Pete Docherty
DEEPFRIEDRAT
Ultra-old farts
David Attenborough
Dick van Dyke
Others
Alex Ferguson (cunt)
Bill Cosby
Bruce Willis
Paul Gascoigne
David Jason
Paul Hogan of cinema
Woody Allen
and
Toe Knee Green
DFC180
Hulk Hogan
Michael Burke
Timothy Dalton
Mick Jagger
Dolly Parton
Pamela Anderson
Harrison Ford
John Major
Joanne Lumley
Leo Sayer
PIGPEN
Adam Ant
Paul McCartney
Douglas Hurd
Gene Hackman
Delia Smith
Andy Taylor
Garth Hudson
King Simeon of Bulgaria
Duke of Kent
Richard O'Sullivan
BRAINBOX
Paul Gascoigne
Mel Brooks
Billy Connolly
Tara Reid
Judi Dench
Ozzy Osborne
Quincy Jones
John Lowe
Pierce Brosnan
Ben Kingsley
TUNGSTEN TOSSERS
Bruce Willis
Paul Gascoigne
Linda Nolan
Shannen Doherty
Harrison Ford
David Attenborough
Bobby George
Ozzy Osbourne
Ton Hanks
Michael J Fox
DAVEBOYGREEN
Potter's Lake
Safc
Captain Hobo
Zombi
Randall
TheMalteseDart
Jimmi
Oche Balboa
DeepFriedRat
Dfc180
MABBSY
Norman Tebbit
Bobby George
Denis Skinner
Pope Francis
Paul Gascoigne
Garfield Sobers
Des Lynam
Bob Geldof
Gloria Hunniford
Billy Jean King
TOMMO
Paul Gascoigne
Clint Eastwood
Ozzy Osborne
Britney Spears
Billy Connolly
The Duke of Kent
David Jason
William Roach
Barbara Knox
David Attenborough
ROGG
Stanley Baxter 97
Patricia Routledge 94
Michael Knowles
Richard Wilson
Annette Crosbie
John Cleese
David Jason
Russ Abbot
Des Lynam
John Humphrys
I'm suggesting 10 picks again, but this time:
- No-one who is 100 already
- Maximum of 2 picks currently aged 90 - 99
- Jimmy Carter can't be chosen as he's already in hospice care.
1 point for 90+
2 points for anyone else
Tiebreaker will be whoever chose the youngest person. If 2 people chose the same it's whoever got their picks in first.
Good luck. Picks in before Jan 7.
------------ENTRANTS LIST------------------
POTTER'S LAKE
John Cooper Clarke
Owen Jones
Cliff Lazarenko
President Lula of Brazil
Carles Puyol
John Savident
Doc Severinsen
Dennis Skinner
John Virgo
George Wendt
SAFC
Eileen Derbyshire
Paul Gascoigne
Berry Gordy
Chris Rea
Bobbie Vinton
Jim Dale
Manfred Mann
Brian Wilson
Michael Howard
Chris Evert
CAPTAIN HOBO
Donald Trump
Mitch McConnell
Alexei Navalny
Bill Lawry
OJ Simpson
Britney Spears
Amanda Bynes
Mel Brooks
David Attenborough
Rudy Giuliani
ZOMBI
Billy Connolly
Kelly Clarkson
Peter Tatchell
Stephanie Yeboah
Shannen Doherty
Rudy Giuliani
Gene Hackman
David Attenborough
Phil Taylor
Peter 'Mr Nicola Sturgeon' Murrell
RANDALL
Clint Eastwood
Tony Blair
Barney
Rod studd
Lulu
Christian erikkson
Cher
Julie Goodyear
Paul Gascoigne
Philip schofield
THEMALTESEDART
Simon Cowell
Rupert Murdoch
Demi Lovato
Ozzy Osborne
Joe Pesci
Van Morisson
Yoko Ono
Ronnie Wood
Linda Nolan
Alex Ferguson
JIMMI
William Roche
Dame Judi Dench
Donald Sutherland
Bruce Willis
Joe Biden
Sir Geoff Hurst
Tippi Hedren
Ghislaine Maxwell
George Lazenby
Elliot Gould
OCHE BALBOA
Dick Van Dyke
John Major
Ozzy Osborne
Joe Biden
George Soros
Woody Allen
Rosie Jones
Jane Fonda
Dustin Hoffman
Pete Docherty
DEEPFRIEDRAT
Ultra-old farts
David Attenborough
Dick van Dyke
Others
Alex Ferguson (cunt)
Bill Cosby
Bruce Willis
Paul Gascoigne
David Jason
Paul Hogan of cinema
Woody Allen
and
Toe Knee Green
DFC180
Hulk Hogan
Michael Burke
Timothy Dalton
Mick Jagger
Dolly Parton
Pamela Anderson
Harrison Ford
John Major
Joanne Lumley
Leo Sayer
PIGPEN
Adam Ant
Paul McCartney
Douglas Hurd
Gene Hackman
Delia Smith
Andy Taylor
Garth Hudson
King Simeon of Bulgaria
Duke of Kent
Richard O'Sullivan
BRAINBOX
Paul Gascoigne
Mel Brooks
Billy Connolly
Tara Reid
Judi Dench
Ozzy Osborne
Quincy Jones
John Lowe
Pierce Brosnan
Ben Kingsley
TUNGSTEN TOSSERS
Bruce Willis
Paul Gascoigne
Linda Nolan
Shannen Doherty
Harrison Ford
David Attenborough
Bobby George
Ozzy Osbourne
Ton Hanks
Michael J Fox
DAVEBOYGREEN
Potter's Lake
Safc
Captain Hobo
Zombi
Randall
TheMalteseDart
Jimmi
Oche Balboa
DeepFriedRat
Dfc180
MABBSY
Norman Tebbit
Bobby George
Denis Skinner
Pope Francis
Paul Gascoigne
Garfield Sobers
Des Lynam
Bob Geldof
Gloria Hunniford
Billy Jean King
TOMMO
Paul Gascoigne
Clint Eastwood
Ozzy Osborne
Britney Spears
Billy Connolly
The Duke of Kent
David Jason
William Roach
Barbara Knox
David Attenborough
ROGG
Stanley Baxter 97
Patricia Routledge 94
Michael Knowles
Richard Wilson
Annette Crosbie
John Cleese
David Jason
Russ Abbot
Des Lynam
John Humphrys