2024 European Tour

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Safc » Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:24 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:00 pm
Safc wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 1:57 pm
The Crow wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 1:20 pm
Safc wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 12:57 pm Jonny Bryan is a right mong he just cheers for the Highest ranked player everytime.
Duzza aside this weeks comms lineup is dire. I know Dawson is busy but they have so many better options than the other two they’ve put on this. The other night they were acting as if Lerchbacher was just some bloke who fluked a pub qualifier rather than a former TC holder who has played in a bunch of big stage events.
Yep

I'm not a fan of McCarthy either I just don't like his voice.
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McCarthy sounds like Gary Neville lite.

But Bryan is even worse, so brash and stocatto and just not the voice for televised darts.

Where are Chris Murphy, Lloyd and Mark Webster? Webster hasn't done one of these in absolutely ages. Same goes for Rob Mullarkey but he's a twat too.

Thank god Durrant is there.

A dark thought but it's probably only a matter of time before Rod Studd does one of these.
This match Bryan has been the worst he has been all weekend.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Rogg » Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:26 pm

Safc wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:24 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:00 pm
Safc wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 1:57 pm
The Crow wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 1:20 pm
Safc wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 12:57 pm Jonny Bryan is a right mong he just cheers for the Highest ranked player everytime.
Duzza aside this weeks comms lineup is dire. I know Dawson is busy but they have so many better options than the other two they’ve put on this. The other night they were acting as if Lerchbacher was just some bloke who fluked a pub qualifier rather than a former TC holder who has played in a bunch of big stage events.
Yep

I'm not a fan of McCarthy either I just don't like his voice.
+2

McCarthy sounds like Gary Neville lite.

But Bryan is even worse, so brash and stocatto and just not the voice for televised darts.

Where are Chris Murphy, Lloyd and Mark Webster? Webster hasn't done one of these in absolutely ages. Same goes for Rob Mullarkey but he's a twat too.

Thank god Durrant is there.

A dark thought but it's probably only a matter of time before Rod Studd does one of these.
This match Bryan has been the worst he has been all weekend.

"I AM SHOUTING FOR THE FAVOURITE EVERY TIME"
Basically the Nigel Pearson (RIP) technique then.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Rogg » Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:28 pm

cullen v van veen
bunting v schindler

littler v rock/noppert
klose/r-smith v van gerwen/wright
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:45 pm

I like it when danny wins legs.
I can't help it.
3-3 against what has been looking like a resurgent josh rock lately.

don't get sloppy, noppie.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Rogg » Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:48 pm

Noppert irritatingly brilliant. Rock averaging 108 at 3-5.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Safc » Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:52 pm

Noppie and Bunty are at the top of their game atm very impressive
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:53 pm

what a great shot by danny to chop rock off at the knees.
6-3

stay choppy, noppie.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Randall » Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:56 pm

I still have 3 riders
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Rogg » Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:01 pm

Noppy has lost the baby weight and is very back.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Safc » Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:17 pm

Smudger acting like a right aggressive knob this weekend.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:19 pm

I think I can still smell what josh rock was cooking.
smells like damp dog with overtones of musty library book.
he should pay more attention to expiration dates maybe?

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Safc » Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:22 pm

skweezit wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:19 pm I think I can still smell what josh rock was cooking.
smells like damp dog with overtones of musty library book.
he should pay more attention to expiration dates maybe?
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:33 pm

they had to slow down the film just to catch the blinding speed of The Flash zooming
down the aisle, otherwise it'd be a blurry mess during these breaks
and we'd be scratching our heads and wondering "what the hell was that?"

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Safc » Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:34 pm

Amadeus Amadeus oh oh Amadeus
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:35 pm

peter wright with a great new walk-on tune
and now he doesn't have to scissor kick anymore.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:37 pm

ha ha.
the dancing guy in the peter wright mask.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Safc » Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:37 pm

MVG hitting a 12 going for T20 there
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Emulsfier » Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:42 pm

Dire trash this.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Safc » Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:49 pm

HELLO I'M JONNY BRYAN I LOVE FAVOURITES
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Rogg » Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:53 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 3:42 pm Dire trash this.
Emu!!
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