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I have been diagnosed by my doctor as having acute dartarmartis. I saud wot ? He said dartarmartis !
Well fuck me, I though it might be due to throwing darts, as my left arm is good and I ulternate hands mastibating ensuing both get an even shear of the action. So, arseholes now dealtwith.
My arm is still sore, sure I have a computer related job, and hit the keyboard 70% of the day !...and I work like Hell heated up.

Any you guy's have knowledge/experience with a sore arm/shoulder ????
I am 50 years old after all, perhaps just old age...but as I can turn your face into a sponge supported by broken bones right now, I doubt my fitness has little to do with it .

go fuck yerself

Fucking idiot

Cunt.

This went well.

micko wrote:This went well.

To be honest the responses were far more sympathetic than I'd expected.

andy a wrote:

micko wrote:This went well.

To be honest the responses were far more sympathetic than I'd expected.

Tut, tut, tut, the lads seem to be losing their touch.

we are mellowing as we get older cunt

Justin Credible wrote:we are mellowing as we get older cunt

I thought ye might have found god or something.

micko wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:we are mellowing as we get older cunt

I thought ye might have found god or something.

I am God

Justin Credible wrote:

micko wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:we are mellowing as we get older cunt

I thought ye might have found god or something.

I am God

Justin Credible wrote:go fuck yerself

I think I already covered that subject stupid.

P.S. Your Ignore Button is not working.

Ginge wrote:Cunt.

I tried cunt, it didn't fix my arm.
Any other suggestions ?

I've been told to soak for my arm for 30 minutes in warm Coca-Cola.

doG wrote:I've been told to boil my head for 30 minutes in Coca-Cola.

Well don't let us stop you if it will aid your recovery.

The warm Coca-cola did not work, arm is still sore. However I believe a vital ingredient was missing from the advice given. It's been suggested on another forum that 6 x paracetamol and codeine phosphate pills should be crushed and dissolved in the Coca-Cola before applying to the effected area.

I'm undertaking trials presently.

I'm not sure this is working, however my right arm is looking a lot healther shade of brown, like I've been driving all day with my arm out the window !
I'll drive in reverse tomorrow.

Well you'll be please to know I've cured the Dartarmartitis.
I've been taking Lesters Oil tablets. These contain Omega-3 and vitamin D.
Has taken about 6 weeks, but the pain in my shoulder has now gone. As these tablets are good for general health I will continue taking them, as will likely also prevent any future joint pain reoccurring.

Shit thread!

polarbear70 wrote:Shit thread!

Yes, but how many views has it received?