Fucking Awful Matches Thread

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Fucking Awful Matches Thread

Post by Emulsfier » Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:42 pm

No idea what made me think to create this thread. Post about matches that made you want to want to scream in despair.

Ill start with, this fucking game between LML and Kantele.
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:43 pm

Anything on the first Sunday afternoon of Lakeside 2022
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Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:43 pm

Oh dear.
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Post by Emulsfier » Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:44 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:43 pm Anything on the first Sunday afternoon of Lakeside 2022
Oh god I remember that session :lol:

Did we decide it was the worst session of tv darts of all time?
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:45 pm

Emulsfier wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:43 pm Anything on the first Sunday afternoon of Lakeside 2022
Oh god I remember that session Image

Did we decide it was the worst session of tv darts of all time?
It's certainly a contender.
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Re: Fucking Awful Matches Thread

Post by sennafan24 » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:00 pm

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:44 pm
The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:43 pm Anything on the first Sunday afternoon of Lakeside 2022
Oh god I remember that session :lol:

Did we decide it was the worst session of tv darts of all time?
https://www.thedartsforum.com/viewtopic ... n#p1259880
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Post by DeepFriedRat » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:01 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:45 pm
Emulsfier wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:43 pm Anything on the first Sunday afternoon of Lakeside 2022
Oh god I remember that session Image

Did we decide it was the worst session of tv darts of all time?
It's certainly a contender.
+1 for everyone involved except Lee Shewan
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:02 pm

Lee Shewan becoming a cunt is a bigger downfall story than Graham Linehan becoming a cunt.
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Post by Emulsfier » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:05 pm

French v Nagakawa

Jose v Barnard

Hammond v Turner

3 that stick out in the mind most.
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Post by Rogg » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:51 pm

One of my first TDF memories is of Hankey v Phillips at lakey. 2016 I'd think. My goodness me. Hysterics.
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:52 pm

Soutar v Wright on the ET this year was a disgrace
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Re: Fucking Awful Matches Thread

Post by sennafan24 » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:55 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:10 pm
Oh god that was the shits.
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Post by Rogg » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:57 pm

Icky Mansell v Jim Long at the Worlds was another Christmas ruiner. Shocking.
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Post by Emulsfier » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:59 pm

I remember Jobber Joyce v Mr Coat one year made me want to kill.
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Post by Rogg » Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:06 pm

I will make a collection of Ally Pally games where boths players averaged below 80. See what collectively repressed memories we can dredge to the surface. It will prove healing in the long-term I promise.
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Post by DeepFriedRat » Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:11 pm

Hammercunt vs Murnan at Ally Pally was a really vile one
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Post by Greipel » Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:12 pm

That Turkish cunt's match at Lakeshite many years ago.
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Post by Randall » Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:22 pm

The 2nd waites fakeside final
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