Fuck off Barney thread
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He averaged 96, which is good for a round 1 performance. Jonny averaged 100, and was slightly better, excuses aren’t required
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+1TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 11:59 am He averaged 96, which is good for a round 1 performance. Jonny averaged 100, and was slightly better, excuses aren’t required
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Last night I dreamed that Raymond won the 2024 Grand Slam, beating van den Bergh 16-14 in the final.
Upon lifting the trophy, he detached the bowl bit from the rest, lifted it aloft and licked the trophy.
I was overjoyed and I woke up happy for the first time in many months.
Upon lifting the trophy, he detached the bowl bit from the rest, lifted it aloft and licked the trophy.
I was overjoyed and I woke up happy for the first time in many months.
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Morning wood ?DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:30 pm Last night I dreamed that Raymond won the 2024 Grand Slam, beating van den Bergh 16-14 in the final.
Upon lifting the trophy, he detached the bowl bit from the rest, lifted it aloft and licked the trophy.
I was overjoyed and I woke up happy for the first time in many months.
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Hope you are okay mateDeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:30 pm Last night I dreamed that Raymond won the 2024 Grand Slam, beating van den Bergh 16-14 in the final.
Upon lifting the trophy, he detached the bowl bit from the rest, lifted it aloft and licked the trophy.
I was overjoyed and I woke up happy for the first time in many months.
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Fuck off Barney.
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Here's a magic message. Read it, and pass it on!
Barney is a cunt
Barney is a cunt
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Sick bastard.DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:30 pm Last night I dreamed that Raymond won the 2024 Grand Slam, beating van den Bergh 16-14 in the final.
Upon lifting the trophy, he detached the bowl bit from the rest, lifted it aloft and licked the trophy.
I was overjoyed and I woke up happy for the first time in many months.
And fuck off Barney.
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My dreams about barney are usually him crying after getting humiliated on the dart board.
Or him having a heart attack on stage.
Or him having a heart attack on stage.
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Poor Barneytungsten tossers wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 11:16 am "SOMETHING LIKE THAT CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE" - RAYMOND VAN BARNEVELD KNOWS WHAT TO BLAME FOR DISAPPOINTING WORLD MATCHPLAY PERFORMANCE
https://dartsnews.com/pdc/something-lik ... erformance
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The old vile balding frail sexually deviant Dutch cunt loves an excuse or 20. Fuck him, no lube.
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Thanks guys
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Barney's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la Barney's back)
You'll see him throwin' and he's gonna pin the double
(Hey-la-day-la Barney's back)
he'll ease through the gears, it could turn your heart round
(Hey-la-day-la Barney's back)
he will give it the gas with nary a fart sound
(Hey-la-day-la Barney's back)
(Hey-la-day-la Barney's back)
You'll see him throwin' and he's gonna pin the double
(Hey-la-day-la Barney's back)
he'll ease through the gears, it could turn your heart round
(Hey-la-day-la Barney's back)
he will give it the gas with nary a fart sound
(Hey-la-day-la Barney's back)