Fuck off Barney thread

Chat and Gossip About Professional Darts and The More Farcical Successors To The BDO
Post Reply
User avatar
TheMalteseDart
Moderator
Posts: 29942
Joined: Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:40 pm
Contact:
Contact TheMalteseDart

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Jul 25, 2024 11:59 am

He averaged 96, which is good for a round 1 performance. Jonny averaged 100, and was slightly better, excuses aren’t required
Image
Top
User avatar
tungsten tossers
Posts: 146692
Joined: Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:09 pm
Location: Surrey
Contact:
Contact tungsten tossers

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Jul 25, 2024 12:14 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 11:59 am He averaged 96, which is good for a round 1 performance. Jonny averaged 100, and was slightly better, excuses aren’t required
+1
Top
User avatar
DeepFriedRat
Posts: 13191
Joined: Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:42 pm
Contact:
Contact DeepFriedRat

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by DeepFriedRat » Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:30 pm

Last night I dreamed that Raymond won the 2024 Grand Slam, beating van den Bergh 16-14 in the final.

Upon lifting the trophy, he detached the bowl bit from the rest, lifted it aloft and licked the trophy.

I was overjoyed and I woke up happy for the first time in many months.
Image

Barney's chief slave. Also severely addicted to The Ferret.

An ultimate jamboree of Lord Hobo-loving, Sexy Joyce worshipping, Smudger smearing, Goldfingering, Beautiful Biscuit bonanza.
Top
User avatar
tungsten tossers
Posts: 146692
Joined: Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:09 pm
Location: Surrey
Contact:
Contact tungsten tossers

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:49 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:30 pm Last night I dreamed that Raymond won the 2024 Grand Slam, beating van den Bergh 16-14 in the final.

Upon lifting the trophy, he detached the bowl bit from the rest, lifted it aloft and licked the trophy.

I was overjoyed and I woke up happy for the first time in many months.
Morning wood ?
Top
User avatar
TheMalteseDart
Moderator
Posts: 29942
Joined: Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:40 pm
Contact:
Contact TheMalteseDart

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Jul 25, 2024 6:05 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:30 pm Last night I dreamed that Raymond won the 2024 Grand Slam, beating van den Bergh 16-14 in the final.

Upon lifting the trophy, he detached the bowl bit from the rest, lifted it aloft and licked the trophy.

I was overjoyed and I woke up happy for the first time in many months.
Hope you are okay mate
Image
Top
User avatar
Emulsfier
Posts: 30946
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:08 pm
Contact:
Contact Emulsfier

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by Emulsfier » Thu Jul 25, 2024 7:07 pm

Fuck off Barney.
Image
Top
User avatar
The Thorn
Posts: 92665
Joined: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:36 pm
Contact:
Contact The Thorn

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by The Thorn » Thu Jul 25, 2024 7:25 pm

Here's a magic message. Read it, and pass it on!

Barney is a cunt
WDF4LIFE

If you want to shine like the sun, first you have to burn like it
Top
User avatar
tungsten tossers
Posts: 146692
Joined: Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:09 pm
Location: Surrey
Contact:
Contact tungsten tossers

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Jul 25, 2024 7:54 pm

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 7:07 pm Fuck off Barney.
+1
Top
User avatar
Cooking with Sanchez
Posts: 16942
Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 11:12 am
Contact:
Contact Cooking with Sanchez

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Fri Jul 26, 2024 3:10 pm

-1
The Thorn wrote: Be honest Malt sometimes women deserve a slap or 2.
Image
Top
User avatar
Ross, Bob
Posts: 26451
Joined: Sun May 03, 2020 8:55 am
Contact:
Contact Ross, Bob

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by Ross, Bob » Fri Jul 26, 2024 3:28 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:30 pm Last night I dreamed that Raymond won the 2024 Grand Slam, beating van den Bergh 16-14 in the final.

Upon lifting the trophy, he detached the bowl bit from the rest, lifted it aloft and licked the trophy.

I was overjoyed and I woke up happy for the first time in many months.
Sick bastard.

And fuck off Barney.
Image

Image
Top
shenmue
Posts: 23495
Joined: Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:56 pm
Location: Edging heaven
Contact:
Contact shenmue

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by shenmue » Fri Jul 26, 2024 3:59 pm

My dreams about barney are usually him crying after getting humiliated on the dart board.

Or him having a heart attack on stage.
Top
User avatar
Randall
Site Admin
Posts: 197132
Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 2:59 pm
Location: On a hill surrounded by Indians (Leicester)
Contact:
Contact Randall

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by Randall » Fri Jul 26, 2024 4:53 pm

shenmue wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2024 3:59 pm My dreams about barney are usually him crying after getting humiliated on the dart board.

Or him having a heart attack on stage.
He would shake it off
Image
Top
User avatar
Ross, Bob
Posts: 26451
Joined: Sun May 03, 2020 8:55 am
Contact:
Contact Ross, Bob

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by Ross, Bob » Fri Jul 26, 2024 5:26 pm

shenmue wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2024 3:59 pm My dreams about barney are usually him crying after getting humiliated on the dart board.

Or him having a heart attack on stage.
Would've been wet dreams if I had 'em.
Image

Image
Top
shenmue
Posts: 23495
Joined: Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:56 pm
Location: Edging heaven
Contact:
Contact shenmue

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by shenmue » Fri Jul 26, 2024 7:04 pm

+1
Top
User avatar
PT13
Posts: 4563
Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2016 5:14 pm
Contact:
Contact PT13

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by PT13 » Fri Jul 26, 2024 7:16 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 11:16 am "SOMETHING LIKE THAT CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE" - RAYMOND VAN BARNEVELD KNOWS WHAT TO BLAME FOR DISAPPOINTING WORLD MATCHPLAY PERFORMANCE

https://dartsnews.com/pdc/something-lik ... erformance
Poor Barney :(
Top
shenmue
Posts: 23495
Joined: Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:56 pm
Location: Edging heaven
Contact:
Contact shenmue

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by shenmue » Fri Jul 26, 2024 11:08 pm

The old vile balding frail sexually deviant Dutch cunt loves an excuse or 20. Fuck him, no lube.
Top
User avatar
Emulsfier
Posts: 30946
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:08 pm
Contact:
Contact Emulsfier

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by Emulsfier » Sat Jul 27, 2024 11:23 am

shenmue wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2024 11:08 pm The old vile balding frail sexually deviant Dutch cunt loves an excuse or 20. Fuck him, no lube.
Well said.
Image
Top
User avatar
tungsten tossers
Posts: 146692
Joined: Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:09 pm
Location: Surrey
Contact:
Contact tungsten tossers

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat Jul 27, 2024 11:57 am

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2024 11:23 am
shenmue wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2024 11:08 pm The old vile balding frail sexually deviant Dutch cunt loves an excuse or 20. Fuck him, no lube.
Well said.
+1
Top
shenmue
Posts: 23495
Joined: Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:56 pm
Location: Edging heaven
Contact:
Contact shenmue

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by shenmue » Sat Jul 27, 2024 4:58 pm

Thanks guys
Top
User avatar
skweezit
Posts: 46516
Joined: Sat May 07, 2011 4:39 am
Contact:
Contact skweezit

Re: Fuck off Barney thread

Post by skweezit » Tue Jul 30, 2024 1:45 am

Barney's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la Barney's back)
You'll see him throwin' and he's gonna pin the double
(Hey-la-day-la Barney's back)
he'll ease through the gears, it could turn your heart round
(Hey-la-day-la Barney's back)
he will give it the gas with nary a fart sound
(Hey-la-day-la Barney's back)
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Double In”

Who is online
Users browsing this forum: Ahrefs [Bot], Bing [Bot], Google [Bot], The Crow, tungsten tossers and 3 guests