Unwritten laws of football....
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Unwritten laws of football....
1) When an opposition goalkeeper makes a couple of minor handling errors you (the crowd) must ironically cheer everytime he takes the ball there after.....
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Any opposition player who goes down in a challenge must have dived & must be booed continuously for at least 3 years.
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Your team commit several minor fouls on the spin to your frustration, you must ironically cheer the referee the next free kick your team is awarded....
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On away games it's a must to chant that their city is a slum and they have no jobs.
You must also sing that they have a shitey home support even if it's considerably larger than your own.
You must also sing that they have a shitey home support even if it's considerably larger than your own.
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Regardless if it's 80 degrees & glorious sunshine at all Scottish games you still have to buy a pie & bovril
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if the referee gives you 20 free kicks and the opposition 1 or a penalty, and that 1 they score from, then the referee is biased and gave them everything
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If the opposition goalkeeper fluffs a kick you must continuously mock him for the rest of the game.......usually with a ooooooooh your shit ahhhhh chant.
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If the referee adds more than 2 minutes onto the end of a Man Utd match (and the scores are level or Man U are losing), it must be immediately known as "Fergie Time" and the referee by default must have been bribed to add on more than what was actually required.
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Alex Ferguson is Satan.
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You dont get a penalty in old trafford as an away team.
Liverpool managers will always blame . the ref and anyone else but themselves.
Liverpool managers will always blame . the ref and anyone else but themselves.
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If you live in Scotland but not Glasgow, and are frustrated at the shite local teams around you, pick a random team from another country to 'support', for example, erm.......let's see.....Manchester United!
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If you're a Liverpool fan without a ticket for the big match, go anyway and push in. If anything bad happens, just blame the police for the next 500 fucking years.
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Sprocket501 wrote:If you're a Liverpool fan without a ticket for the big match, go anyway and push in. If anything bad happens, just blame the police for the next 500 fucking years.
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x
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Your fullback or central defender has scored one 25 yard screamer over the last 3 seasons...
You must always shout 'shooooot' whenever he ventures over the halfway line.....
You must always shout 'shooooot' whenever he ventures over the halfway line.....
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Van-Per-Sie, when the girl says no, molest her.
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Didn't he just!Greenbit wrote:when the girls say no, molest them.
EDIT: Please don't start this crap. MH
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when the linesman gets one offside call wrong against your side its only fair that for the next 80 mins you call him a blind cunt
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There should be a happy hour on in the club during all live tv matches
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If your local neighbours beat you then it not about who won the battle, but who wins the war by finishing a point higher in the league at the end of the season!!!!
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regardless if it's minus 20 and snowing at all newcastle games you will take off your size xxxxxxl replica shirt and grin like a spaz into the first camera that dare point itself at youhang the dj wrote:Regardless if it's 80 degrees & glorious sunshine at all Scottish games you still have to buy a pie & bovril
Believe it or not I look forward to your posts. I admit I was having a bad day, don't we all sometimes?
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