2025 Premier League

[James4]

[skweezit]

humphries flicks dobey aside like a feather.
6-1

[James4]

1 missed dart at double for Luke

[James4]

Table:

[ChrisW]

Littler pointless. Call him up to appear on BBC's Pointless.

[James4]

I think Humphries called Littler the best player in the world

[Malanax]

Hump talks so well

[ChrisW]

Dobey the surprise package tonight. Think Luke H and MVG will top the table. Littler will catch up.

[ChrisW]

Humphries said in the interview with Arjan he targeted to win 3 but now he won the first maybe 4 to make the finals.

[James4]

Humphries is now adamant that Littler is the best player in the world

[Malanax]

Humphries is now adamant that Littler is the best player in the world

no brainer of a comment really, keeps all the pressure n heat off him, keeps social media comments off his back etc

[DeepFriedRat]

Hi kin!

Just home after being there tonight, some summaries-

- We were on tv for the Cross vs Bunting walk ons, dressed as Mario characters, my wee brother was Toad and squeezed Cross' hand (his favourite player, he was thrilled).

- Our table- despite me and my brothers being from NI, the rest of the table was not. Two guys from Wales and three from Preston. The two guys from Wales were salt of the earth, great guys. One of the ones from Preston knew Dobey and got VIP at the Matchplay last year, and was in Blackpool clubs with Webster and Huw Ware, so weird but fun.

- There was this old cunt at the table beside us who had it in for me from the get go. Soon as we got in, he goes you're in the wrong seats, there's a 6"6 guy there and he won't be happy you're in his seat. Actually, no, we paid for these seats you cunt. And the 6"6 guy he referred to, was the decent lad from Preston, so go figure. Then later on, someone stole one of the seats from our table and I was saying this to my brothers, this fart tells me to fucking move out of his way, he's missed 6 darts from Van Gerwen vs Humphries on the big screen and I "blocked his screen". Wanker. Thankfully he fucked off early.

- As for the darts- sadly Safc I didn't hurl insults at Aspinall bc I couldn't even bare to be near him. It was the opportune moment to piss and buy piss. Our table were Price and Dobey ultras.

- Bunting was very solemn at the walk on. MVG waved to my brothers.

- At least two people were removed from the building by police for fights.

- I was soaked on the way out by pints being thrown.

- I wore my Clayton shirt under my costume and it came out during MVG vs Humphries

- Prices of drink were Heineken- £6.70, Orchard Thieves- £7, Moretti- £6.80

[26machine]

Still life in goblin yet. 2 x 100+ averages.

Thought it was bollocks what caravan prowler said about man united syndrome but it's actually happening. Old looking nuke is throwing obscene averages and losing. Thrown really well and Jonny and extra chromosome mike have still dealt with him.

It's good for the game he won't dominate.

[tungsten tossers]

Quarter-Finals
Chris Dobey 6-4 Gerwyn Price
Rob Cross 6-4 Stephen Bunting
Michael van Gerwen 6-5 Luke Littler
Luke Humphries 6-2 Nathan Aspinall

Semi-Finals
Chris Dobey 6-4 Rob Cross
Luke Humphries 6-5 Michael van Gerwen

Final
Luke Humphries 6-1 Chris Dobey

[Randall]

Meh

[oche balboa]

Hi kin!

Just home after being there tonight, some summaries-

- We were on tv for the Cross vs Bunting walk ons, dressed as Mario characters, my wee brother was Toad and squeezed Cross' hand (his favourite player, he was thrilled).

- Our table- despite me and my brothers being from NI, the rest of the table was not. Two guys from Wales and three from Preston. The two guys from Wales were salt of the earth, great guys. One of the ones from Preston knew Dobey and got VIP at the Matchplay last year, and was in Blackpool clubs with Webster and Huw Ware, so weird but fun.

- There was this old cunt at the table beside us who had it in for me from the get go. Soon as we got in, he goes you're in the wrong seats, there's a 6"6 guy there and he won't be happy you're in his seat. Actually, no, we paid for these seats you cunt. And the 6"6 guy he referred to, was the decent lad from Preston, so go figure. Then later on, someone stole one of the seats from our table and I was saying this to my brothers, this fart tells me to fucking move out of his way, he's missed 6 darts from Van Gerwen vs Humphries on the big screen and I "blocked his screen". Wanker. Thankfully he fucked off early.

- As for the darts- sadly Safc I didn't hurl insults at Aspinall bc I couldn't even bare to be near him. It was the opportune moment to piss and buy piss. Our table were Price and Dobey ultras.

- Bunting was very solemn at the walk on. MVG waved to my brothers.

- At least two people were removed from the building by police for fights.

- I was soaked on the way out by pints being thrown.

- I wore my Clayton shirt under my costume and it came out during MVG vs Humphries

- Prices of drink were Heineken- £6.70, Orchard Thieves- £7, Moretti- £6.80

Hope you had a good time

[sennafan24]

Hi kin!

Just home after being there tonight, some summaries-

- We were on tv for the Cross vs Bunting walk ons, dressed as Mario characters, my wee brother was Toad and squeezed Cross' hand (his favourite player, he was thrilled).

- Our table- despite me and my brothers being from NI, the rest of the table was not. Two guys from Wales and three from Preston. The two guys from Wales were salt of the earth, great guys. One of the ones from Preston knew Dobey and got VIP at the Matchplay last year, and was in Blackpool clubs with Webster and Huw Ware, so weird but fun.

- There was this old cunt at the table beside us who had it in for me from the get go. Soon as we got in, he goes you're in the wrong seats, there's a 6"6 guy there and he won't be happy you're in his seat. Actually, no, we paid for these seats you cunt. And the 6"6 guy he referred to, was the decent lad from Preston, so go figure. Then later on, someone stole one of the seats from our table and I was saying this to my brothers, this fart tells me to fucking move out of his way, he's missed 6 darts from Van Gerwen vs Humphries on the big screen and I "blocked his screen". Wanker. Thankfully he fucked off early.

- As for the darts- sadly Safc I didn't hurl insults at Aspinall bc I couldn't even bare to be near him. It was the opportune moment to piss and buy piss. Our table were Price and Dobey ultras.

- Bunting was very solemn at the walk on. MVG waved to my brothers.

- At least two people were removed from the building by police for fights.

- I was soaked on the way out by pints being thrown.

- I wore my Clayton shirt under my costume and it came out during MVG vs Humphries

- Prices of drink were Heineken- £6.70, Orchard Thieves- £7, Moretti- £6.80

Typical night at the PL

[Rogg]

Well done 1uke. Littler v Mighty Mike was amazing but flash bang players end of day.

[Rogg]

Thanks FEBs. https://x.com/FEBsData
Littler has lost 4 times since becoming champ.

[Jimmi]

Hi kin!

Just home after being there tonight, some summaries-

- We were on tv for the Cross vs Bunting walk ons, dressed as Mario characters, my wee brother was Toad and squeezed Cross' hand (his favourite player, he was thrilled).

- Our table- despite me and my brothers being from NI, the rest of the table was not. Two guys from Wales and three from Preston. The two guys from Wales were salt of the earth, great guys. One of the ones from Preston knew Dobey and got VIP at the Matchplay last year, and was in Blackpool clubs with Webster and Huw Ware, so weird but fun.

- There was this old cunt at the table beside us who had it in for me from the get go. Soon as we got in, he goes you're in the wrong seats, there's a 6"6 guy there and he won't be happy you're in his seat. Actually, no, we paid for these seats you cunt. And the 6"6 guy he referred to, was the decent lad from Preston, so go figure. Then later on, someone stole one of the seats from our table and I was saying this to my brothers, this fart tells me to fucking move out of his way, he's missed 6 darts from Van Gerwen vs Humphries on the big screen and I "blocked his screen". Wanker. Thankfully he fucked off early.

- As for the darts- sadly Safc I didn't hurl insults at Aspinall bc I couldn't even bare to be near him. It was the opportune moment to piss and buy piss. Our table were Price and Dobey ultras.

- Bunting was very solemn at the walk on. MVG waved to my brothers.

- At least two people were removed from the building by police for fights.

- I was soaked on the way out by pints being thrown.

- I wore my Clayton shirt under my costume and it came out during MVG vs Humphries

- Prices of drink were Heineken- £6.70, Orchard Thieves- £7, Moretti- £6.80

Ironically, all three times I've been to Milton Keynes, there's been no fighting, nobody kicked out or just cunts in general in and around me

Everything else you've described about other people in the venue has happened at least once out of the many times I've been in the past