Cooking with doG

[doG]

Yeah nah.....Blokes can cook, give us your story mate -

Ok, I'll start.

Dig a hole approx 600 x 600 x 300 (L x W x H mm)
Couple of old bricks around the top, peice of old iron roof for a plate, some old sticks........you've got ya self a BBQ !

Beer, fire, meat.....enjoy.
doG

[doG]

Error
Fire,then beer, more beer, watch fire, beer, put meat on fire, beer........ eat......beer.
doG

[M H]

You pissed Dog?

[doG]

On a bowl of water ?
doG

[doG]

Dig hole.
Place bone in hole.
Fill hole with dirt.
Shit on dirt to disguise any scent of bone.

Four weeks later dig up bone.
Bon appetite

doG

[Dartfrog]

I thought the title of this thread was going to give us some Korean delicacies.

[doG]

Do you have any recipes for Frogs legs ?
doG

[Dartfrog]

Nope.

[doG]

Yeah nah, today I give you the recipe for making a refreshing drink.

Place bowl under tap.
Turn tap on.

Now you have made a refreshing thurst quenching drink ! Enjoy.
doG

[Randall]

imagine new zealand water isnt full of the chemicals ours is?

[doG]

Yeah nah, just cow & sheep piss.
doG