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Cooking with doG
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:12 am
by doG
Yeah nah.....Blokes can cook, give us your story mate -
Ok, I'll start.
Dig a hole approx 600 x 600 x 300 (L x W x H mm)
Couple of old bricks around the top, peice of old iron roof for a plate, some old sticks........you've got ya self a BBQ !
Beer, fire, meat.....enjoy.
doG
Re: Cooking with doG
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:16 am
by doG
Error
Fire,then beer, more beer, watch fire, beer, put meat on fire, beer........ eat......beer.
doG
Re: Cooking with doG
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:17 am
by M H
You pissed Dog?
Re: Cooking with doG
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:20 am
by doG
On a bowl of water ?
doG
Re: Cooking with doG
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:39 pm
by doG
Dig hole.
Place bone in hole.
Fill hole with dirt.
Shit on dirt to disguise any scent of bone.
Four weeks later dig up bone.
Bon appetite
doG
Re: Cooking with doG
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:42 pm
by Dartfrog
I thought the title of this thread was going to give us some Korean delicacies.
Re: Cooking with doG
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:57 pm
by doG
Do you have any recipes for Frogs legs ?
doG
Re: Cooking with doG
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:03 pm
by Dartfrog
Nope.
Re: Cooking with doG
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:06 pm
by doG
Yeah nah, today I give you the recipe for making a refreshing drink.
Place bowl under tap.
Turn tap on.
Now you have made a refreshing thurst quenching drink ! Enjoy.
doG
Re: Cooking with doG
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:07 pm
by Randall
imagine new zealand water isnt full of the chemicals ours is?
Re: Cooking with doG
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:35 pm
by doG
Yeah nah, just cow & sheep piss.
doG